Maize'd and Confused

This is what happens when you mix alcohol, a hungry senior citizen, and a criminal yearning for one last taste of sweet summer corn.

by Corinne Loperfido
Oct 16 2015, 7:00pm

It began, like all memorable events, with a bang. Something was stirring in his kitchen.

It was the middle of the night on Wednesday when a resident of Rockland, Massachusetts, discovered that an inebriated senior citizen had broken into his house and was cooking corn on his stove. The startled homeowner told the intruder—69-year-old John Dalton—to leave, and a mild scuffle ensued.

According to The Enterprise of Brockton, Dalton was charged with breaking and entering, but it's unknown whether he was able to have one last taste of summer's bounty before he was hauled off to the drunk tank.