Bayern Munich's Douglas Costa Finds the Shortest Distance From Foot to Top Shelf: A Laser Beam

Good lord, Douglas Costa. You're really not one for inefficiency, are you? Just take a look at this rocket of a shot that refused to dip, sway, bend, or stray course from point A: his foot to point B: perfect top shelf. What a scorcher

Next thing you know, Costa will be scheming on how to get the ball there faster, a la "Event Horizon:"

Worm holes, dude. It's the only next logical step.