Sex Addicts

Now that most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans, they're living their lives in a whirlwind of fucking and sucking stranger's dicks and pussies, sans protection, all over the place. Of course, random sex every night with strangers in nightclub toilets is extremely invigorating, but the downside of this is that cases of chlamydia are up by 190 per cent in the last eight years. Even worse, syphilis, which can make your face peel off like a leper, is up by 1,062 per cent. Everybody's behaving like Michael Douglas on MDMA and Viagra in Extreme Basic Instinct, only with ten times the wild, abandoned carnality. Sperm and vaginal juices are spurting and slithering all over the floor of every single bar in Britain, right now, as you read this. Photos: Alex Sturrock
Styling: Saffron Hunt, Andre Corper
Hair & Make Up: T.D.

Flynn wears 55 DSL pants and top. Watch by Nixon.

Flynn: "I organise piss show parties at a club in the city. I suppose you could classify me as a sex addict because when I haven't had an orgasm for a day or so I feel depressed, almost suicidal."

Clare wears back and gold Grab top, shoes by Pura Lopez, GAS jeans and Nixon watch. Bag by Eastpak.

Clare: "I think about sex all the time. When I get the urges there's nothing I can do to stop them. I've had around 20 partners so it's not like I've fucked the whole world. Meeting strangers in bars and then having sex outdoors with them is the biggest turn-on."

Troy wears GAS jeans and Nixon watch, shoes by Levi's Accessories.

Troy: "I've had about 30 different partners from one night stands in the last 12 months. Sometimes I use protection but only when they insist. It depends a lot on what class and background they come from usually. In my experience, the richer the person, the less likely they are to have condoms."

Shaznik wears top by Religion, shoes by Pura Lopez, denim skirt by Levi's.

Shaznik: "I think about it all the time. I would say I'm dirty, yeah. Sometimes it gets me in trouble. Sometimes I get depressed afterwards."

Suzuki wears watch by Nixon and shoes by Steven, underwear, stylist's own, bag by Eastpak.

Suzuki: "My specialities are casual sex, bum sex, champagne enemas, piss, crying during sex, phone sex and being non-committal. Asian girls are oppressed and they grow up with their parents telling them not to do anything unless it involves studying, being smart, working 7 days a week and making lots of money. So when we defy our parents by sneaking out of our bedroom window to go to a party and discover sex, we wanna do it all the time just to piss everyone off. Oh right, we are also sure to do it all the time with dirty, slightly over weight white dudes 'cos our parents want us to marry a rich Asian doctor soooo bad."

Dan wears Reebok trainers, jeans by GAS, Firetrap shirt, belt by Levi's Accessories and watch by Nixon.

Mike: "I get headaches if I don't cum at least four times a day. When I feel the wind blowing between my legs I get the feeling that I can fuck everybody in the room – and their families. A couple of weeks ago I got back to this girl's house and she made me sleep in the front room but I was so horny that I wanked off all over this top she left on the sofa."