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Gouting About Town with Kim Jong-un

The North Korean leader is too busy to attend to international affairs because he's on his honeymoon with his beloved emmental.

by Azikiwe Mohammed
Oct 4 2014, 2:31pm
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Top officials say he's no longer in control. Reports claim that the North Korean leader has gout from chain-smoking and going H.A.M. on all things dairy. But Kim Jong-un is too busy to attend to international affairs because he's on his honeymoon with his beloved emmental.