Oregon Duck Strips For Money

This is the story of a school mascot flashing a couple of radio hosts who were throwing dollar bills. At the mascot. It's the timeless art of seduction, in three tweets.

Here is @JonesN4mo tossing dollar bills at the Duck who was dancing for him. pic.twitter.com/jRlAbUJM4B
- Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015

This is where things get a little filthy. Mature audiences only.

Then things got raunchy pic.twitter.com/rQK1468DJ6
- Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015

And then the damned Larry The Soda Guy got in on the action, because he hasn't been conspicuous enough, I guess.

…then Larry the @drpepper guy tried fighting the duck through the glass. How'd we get in here? pic.twitter.com/wM0aReApCP
- Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015

h/t @chrislittman