Not sure if this necessarily qualifies as stupid, but it certainly qualifies as special and needs to be thoroughly examined by a team of seasoned word specialists.
A girl's ding dong? Good lord. I'm not sure whether we should be excited or terrified by the next sequence of words to leap off of Riddick Bowe's keyboard.***Social Sports Stupidity is a daily feature here at VICE Sports that will exist until the overwhelming avalanche of stupidity in the sports world subsides. So yeah, there's a very good chance we'll see you here tomorrow.#starbucks raises coffee prices like I raise the wet stuff under a girls ding dong. Thats whats up. Bowe
— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) July 3, 2014