Shaq Shoots Free Throws With Deflated Balls, Proves Deflategate Was an Inside Job

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Shaq Shoots Free Throws With Deflated Balls, Proves Deflategate Was an Inside Job

It's Friday, watch a video of Shaquille O'Neal disproving Deflategate by shooting free throws with a deflated basketball. You deserve it.

DeflateGate/Ballghazi/Whatever has spread its tentacles into every aspect of our culture as part of an ongoing campaign meant to soften us up for the insect overlords waiting in the wings, probably. So vast is the scale of this operation that not even the NBA on TNT set was spared. In the video above, you can watch Shaquille O'Neal, who is clearly in league with the insect overlords, attempting to disprove the Deflategate conspiracy theories by … shooting free throws … with a deflated basketball … while wearing slacks and a button-down. You should definitely watch the video though, as it might be the last entertainment you get before being split in half by the mandible of some gigantic carnivorous centipede.

Happy Friday!