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Everyone Is Confused by How a Bagel Caused This Drunken Brawl on a London Train

There are only so many times you can put a bagel on a man’s heads before he finally breaks.
Foto von Twitter-User Dougie Stew.

Stage left: A woman on a train places a bagel on her own head.

Hard cut to stage right: Two completely unrelated women are screaming at each other on the same train with a confusing caption that reads "Lost it mate" beneath.

These few seconds of video set the stage for a prolonged and bizarre glimpse into the darkness that emerges when a bunch of drunken adults in a confined space—with access to a seemingly endless supply of bagels—recently used food to fuck with each other on a London train.

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Eventually, the strange parallel lines of stage left and stage right begin to intersect, only amplifying the human drama unfolding before an audience of rowdy commuters.

Welcome to London #BagelGate pic.twitter.com/KcJoz0ycZU

— dougie stew (@DougieStew)

February 26, 2017

Captured by Twitter user Dougie Stew, the so-called "#BagelGate" video has become a modern-day Zapruder film, ultimately leaving viewers with more questions than answers. Plenty of play-by-play analysis has already been written about #BagelGate, with many seeking to understand why and how one man, known only as "Bagel Boy," became the target of infinite bagel ammo.

#BagelGate All of a sudden the rest of the EU are probably relieved we left.

Britain at its finest. — Alex Newman (@23Newms) February 27, 2017

Can't wait till I have grandchildren and tell them where I was when #BagelGate happened.

— Daniel Gibbs (@danbengibbs) February 27, 2017

We prefer to treat this as the work of unintentional work of art that it is, open to many interpretations. It is as much a PSA about the childishness of drunkards as it is a testament to the effectiveness of food as a weapon of psychological warfare.

There are only so many times you can put a bagel on a man's head before he finally breaks.