TFW your main dude doesn't pay for his dishonor with the ritual shedding blood
Honor. It is so hard to come by in this life, and it can be torn from your hands at any second.Meyers Leonard, the once and future long term solution at center for the Portland Trail Blazers, has had a fairly ignoble career with the squad.He starts out a young, lengthy faun-boy, stumbling around the court without a clue as to what he was doing or even cursory control of his legs. He then languishes on the bench in the Aldridge years, sitting behind Robin Lopez and whatever meaty backup guy was posting up in town at the time. In time, he discovers a slow, looping trebuchet of a three-point shot and becomes a weirdo small sample size efficiency hero. Everyone leaves and Leonard is given the chance to prove himself. He does not, instead continuing to play filler minutes behind Mason Plumlee.
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Sir, I implore you, please, do not shame yourself further by indulging in that most vile of deflections, the "Hey but we won" fallacy. If you do not have the decency to regain true honor in the eyes of the judgemental Gods, at least honor your poor family by showing proper deference to the shame laid upon you by the vengeful arm of Jonathan Simmons. Do not mix that shame with a perfectly wonderful game-winner by using it it to prop up your tattered and ruined visage in this manner.Instead, retreat to the woods. Speak only to lost hikers, giving them directions and a cup of nourishing soup. Glower over a campfire at night, the flicking light reflecting off your face as you contemplate the night when your honor was taken from you forever.Dear @SportsCenter , Jonathon Simmons deserves to be #2 on Top Ten for his dunk.. But @NoahVonleh should be #1 for his game winning layup
— Meyers Leonard (@MeyersLeonard11) April 11, 2017