OLIVIER GIROUD IS LE NOUVEAU ROI
Great goals are always better with commentary. #FRA #EURO2016 https://t.co/0Fmjtfp5Y9
— Simon Head (@simonhead) June 10, 2016
A VARD DAY'S NIGHT
Unfortunately, it's hard to shake the feeling that – as long as Hodgson goes with the safety-first approach – England are doomed to underachieve at the tournament. If a limited Russia team can exploit their pedestrian set-up, imagine what might happen if they come up against Spain or Germany in the knockout rounds.Another look at @ericdier's superb free kick to open #ENG's #Euro2016 account (video courtesy of @BBCSport) https://t.co/xCQW22XJaU
— England (@England) June 12, 2016
CAN'T WE JUST ALL GET ALONG?
A SINCERE APOLOGY TO HAL ROBSON-KANU
While England struggled against Russia and Northern Ireland slumped to a 1-0 defeat to Poland, Wales kept home nation hopes alive with their 2-1 win over Slovakia. The team were well organised, tenacious and occasionally ingenious, but the game was decided by a single moment of shinned, scuffed brilliance.Robson-Kanu puts #WAL back on top! 2-1! #EURO2016 #WALSVKhttps://t.co/WzxMT1mXGd
— Jalen Jones (@JalenDSN) June 11, 2016
Meanwhile, Wales fans appear to have celebrated their success without fly kicking anyone in the head, whacking rival fans with nunchucks or firing off potentially lethal flare guns. Considering the mood amongst their Group B rivals, we think that congratulations are in order.The fans go absolutely mental after Robson-Kanu's goal. Come on boys! pic.twitter.com/ddqyibk9mu
— Phil Dewey (@PhilDewey) June 11, 2016
PLEASE NO, JOACHIM LÖW
That said, you'd think that the presence of hundreds of live cameras might deter someone from launching a full-on trouser expedition in public. This is the sort of thing your hungover roommate does after seven consecutive hours watching The Chase, for Christ's sake. This is the kind of behaviour you expect from your 13-year-old brother, three days into his pledge never to shower again unless mum gives him back the Xbox controllers. These are the antics of the old bloke everyone tries to ignore down the laundrette, even though he's slowly edging towards the basket with your socks in it.Yeah so Joachim Low touched his bellend and smelt it during a game. Who hasn't done that pic.twitter.com/XXUgc3Ubn9
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 12, 2016
In these precious few seconds of footage, Löw has drawn back the curtains of civilisation. Behind them, there are horrors we must not speak of. Behind them, there are things we cannot unsee.@W_F_MageeJoachim low is so weird pic.twitter.com/pwM5UayI8V
— Euros 2016 France (@EurosRelated) June 13, 2016