HBO's Hard Knocks kicked off last night and this year's team is the Houston Texans. In between shots of J.J. Watt flipping tires and wrestling grizzly bears for charity or whatever, we met assistant strength coach Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes has a damn-near perfect Macho Man Randy Savage impression and treated viewers to a little mic work in the locker room."JJ Watt, yeah, guess what? No one cares—comparatively speaking you are nothing but garbage!"Hayes has the voice, cadence, and verbal tics all down, not to mention the mannerisms. Watt was in the locker room sort of dumbfounded by the whole thing and left shaking his head, with a parting shot for all: "…the life of a specialist in the National Football League."