The Copa America kicks off this week and—OH MY GOD, BOOBS. I'm sorry, where was I? Oh, yes…The 44th edition of South America's international tournament will take place in Chile and—never mind. It's impossible to preview soccer with this plethora of jug-adores in my face.If you don't know Spanish—or didn't even realize this video had words because, you know, boobs—the title translates to "An open letter to the players of Venezuela in The Copa America Chile 2015." Admittedly, I do not know exactly what these ladies are preaching throughout the video, and while I'm sure their message is passionate and sure to inspire and unite a nation, they might as well be reciting a math textbook. Venezuela isn't a promising contender in this year's tournament. Facing Colombia, Brazil and Peru in the Group Stage, The Burgundy need all the support they can get, which is ironic considering these models have very little support of their own. Hopefully, these eight sets of twins can provide Venezuela's national team with the stamina to last longer in the tournament than expected.Also, has anyone found the Chippendales video made for the U.S. Women's National Team? I'm going to need that, thanks.