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Cruising in Public Is Something It Could Never Be Online: Human

In praise of the old-fashioned joys of the flesh.

by Jeff Leavell; illustrated by Lia Kantrowitz
Jun 7 2017, 4:00am

When I was a young man in New York, it was easy to get laid. There were parks and bathrooms, back rooms, more bathhouses and sex clubs than you knew what to do with—all the ways gay men had to get off before the internet.

I can clearly picture one day in particular in my late teens, cruising the Central Park Ramble. It was late spring, nearly warm enough to be summer. A breeze came in off the lake, the sun was just beginning to set. I spent hours wandering those trails, getting my dick sucked in the bushes, fucking a sexy construction worker, getting fucked by a businessman in a dark suit. It was one of those days when everything aligned. A good day.

When I moved to LA in 1999, I remember discovering all the little cruise spots around town. Corners of Griffith Park where men would lurk. Hidden stairways and garages along Hyperion Ave in Silver Lake where orgies would converge after the neighborhood gay bar, Le Barcito, closed for the night.

Needless to say, I think sex is good for you. I'm tired of the pervasiveness of slut-shaming and sexual morality, especially in the gay community, and it's sad that cruising today is far from what it once was. There's a spark and connection—an animal charge—to meeting someone in the flesh and letting hormones take over. It's hard to recreate that by other means.

And while the rise of gay dating apps like Grindr has undeniably led to some of cruising's decline, I'm also not someone who thinks they're harbingers of the gay apocalypse. I met my husband and a few boyfriends through them. Cruising online is still cruising by other means. But all the same, the intensity, excitement, pursuit, and camaraderie of cruising in real life is something that's hard to capture on a phone.

One of the few places left where cruising isn't dead is the gay bar; it's encouraged, almost expected. Working the door of one here in LA has given me a front-row seat to watch all of the ways guys come together to cruise. There's something beautiful in watching two guys enter a bar alone, spend the night circling each other and making eyes from afar, only to end up kissing, touching, talking, eventually leaving together by the end of it. It's so immediate and exciting—a tender humanity that you won't get cruising online, where chatting with guys often feels stale by comparison.

Cruising is part and parcel of gay and queer DNA. Walt Whitman cruised. In his poetic imagination, all of early America was a democratic cruising ground. From the Fire Island Pines to Provincetown's beaches and elsewhere around the world, cruising has always been an integral part of how gay people have come together to form bastions of acceptance in a bigoted world. And while public cruising and the places where it happens will likely never truly, fully die, the decline is disconcerting. It means we're losing something about our community.

One night while working the door at a bar, I was approached by a gorgeous guy in his 20s. He asked if he could play with my beard. I'm not a big fan of strangers running their hands through my beard and touching my face, but he was hot; I was willing to let him do a lot more than just play with my beard. We talked for a few minutes and ended up making out. He slipped my hand down his pants and let me play with his ass. He asked me if I was into any kinks. I told him I was what I like to call "LA vanilla"—a little piss, maybe, but mostly just fucking, nothing too intense. Kissing and cuddling, however, are essential. My only true fetish is for nice guys; I get really, really turned on by a nice guy.

But I told him I was open to exploring. Like I said: He was hot.

He proceeded to take out his phone and show me a video of him on all fours, naked, with his arm reaching around to slowly slip a very green, very round apple inside his butt. With great care, he then pushed it slowly back out into the palm of his hand. Then he did it again. And again. And he then turned around and proceeded to eat the apple with a wide grin.

He put his phone away and stood before me, proud. I wasn't sure what to say.

"Did that turn you on?" he asked.

"You definitely have a great ass," I responded, a little shocked.

"I like to get fisted, too," he continued.

"Like I said, you have a beautiful ass."

I'm not into fisting, or into putting food up someone's ass, but I do love butts. We made out a bit longer and made plans to meet up at a later date.

If we hadn't met in person—if he had just sent me that video online, for example—I probably would have blocked him. But because we met at the bar, I got to see him for something more than his fetishes, as a human being. Someone who I liked kissing and talking to. Someone who I'd like to spend some time with, even if I didn't want to fist him.

One slow Wednesday night, while working the door at the Faultline, another LA gay bar, my husband, Alex, came to visit me. We noticed a super hot guy at the bar we had never seen before. The three of us flirted and got to talking, and then Alex and I took turns making out with him. He kept grabbing both our dicks. I checked in with the bartender, and the three of us headed into a back room. We made out and fucked around, and then Alex and I took turns fucking him.

Afterward, naked and spent, we sat on the couch and talked. It was easy, comfortable.

Later that night, after Alex had left, and I was closing up the bar, the guy we had fucked found me and told me he had nowhere to go. He had lost his job, and earlier that day, he had finally been evicted from his apartment. His car was packed full of his belongings. He was alone and afraid, and in an instant, he went from an amazingly sexy guy to something far more intimate. I let him sleep in our guest studio for a few nights, until he was able to find a safe place.

If he had asked me this on an app like Grindr, I, again, probably would have blocked him. He would have been a stranger, someone I had no real connection to. But I had been inside him, kissed him, and held him. We had connected, if only for those few moments, and that lent him a kind of humanity no two-dimensional avatar could.

Gay bars—alongside the few other places where cruising is alive today, like porn arcades or bathhouses—offer safe places to connect with one another in that intimate way, and we should fight their decline. After all, there is a beauty to sex. Whether between friends or lovers or strangers, there is magic in those moments as you lose yourself in another. And I believe that those moments can enlighten us and even elevate us to a higher plane. If something that beautiful is endangered, isn't it worth protecting?

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