Everything you hear about Orange County is 100 percent true. It's a huge, homogenous area full of rich Republicans, girls from MTV's Laguna Beach, and dudes rocking Affliction, Ed Hardy, flames (yes, still), and spiked hair. Essentially, it's a big frat party where all the guys show up barefoot and say things like "home skillet," "weak sauce," or, the one that makes us want to take baseball bats to their heads, "on like Donkey Kong." Here are some places to venture behind the Orange Curtain where you can avoid all of the aforementioned horribleness.
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BARSAvalon - The owner of Avalon, incredibly nice former M.I.A. (the band, not the "recording artist") singer Mike Conley, died last year. He was still pretty young, and that's sad and fucked up. The guy put a lot of work into his bar, and it's classy and plays good music. Mike's family members would appreciate the support. No jokes here. Thank you.820 W. 19th St., Costa Mesa, 949-515-4650.Tin Lizzie - Tin Lizzie used to be a gay bar, and then it wasn't and the locals were very confused, and then it was again and the new people who'd come for the remodeled interior with tin ceilings and red wallpaper were also confused. And then everyone decided that, in typical Southern California style, it was all OK so now both groups happily coexist.752 St. Clair St., Costa Mesa, 714-966-2029.FOODBeachwood BBQ - OK, barbecue does not mean chicken legs you throw on the grill and slather with a bottle of sauce. Barbecue is a TECHNIQUE. And Beachwood BBQ does it is right— superslow with a dry rub. The pulled pork sandwich on a pretzel bun topped with homemade coleslaw and coupled with a bottle of Old Dubh 12 (the beer list is insane)… happy ending, every time.131 1/2 Main St., Seal Beach, 562-493-4500.The Boiling Crab - Sure, the inside of the restaurant is a little cheesy, but so is the South, and the crayfish boil more than makes up for it. Get it with sausage and corn, all classily dumped into a plastic bag. And don't forget your bib. You'll look like a bigger asshole with the Whole Shebang sauce all over your t-shirt.
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