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Gronk Responds to Tom Brady's Conch Shell Call to Arms

Rob Gronkowski is half man, half dog and loyal to Tom Brady.

Yesterday, Tom Brady posted a video to his Facebook account calling for his receivers to assemble a la Ron Burgundy in the film Anchorman. Seems a bit much for a quarterback to beckon his receivers to work, as he himself appears to be relaxing on an idyllic beach, but you can't argue with results. Rob Gronkowski—not a receiver in the sense that a finger is a thumb, but a receiver in the sense that a thumb is a finger—heeded the call and has responded.

Even though Gronk was the only one who did return to Brady—who is now on a golf course— like the half man, half Labrador Retriever he is, Brady yells at Gronk for partying, and then demands five pushups. And Brady's wearing socks with sandals. What a dick! You called Gronk off the beaches of South Padre Island for this? Come on, dude.