We here at VICE Sports are pretty keen on documenting all kinds of bad stadium food decisions. But this kid is taking things to a whole new level—beyond pizza burgers, candied apple beef sandwiches, and maybe even post-urinal nachos (ok, maybe not that)—by munching on his ticket during the Taxslayer Bowl between Georgia Tech and Kentucky.
According to the intrepid Snapchatter, credited above, the kid is a Georgia Tech fan. I get it—it's nerve-wracking to find out who will ultimately be crowned the champion, the slayer of the most taxes. But take a couple of breaths out of eating chemical-dyed paper to take a chill pill, kid. Everything is going to be alright.
[h/t Busted Coverage]