Irish police in 2006. Photo: Wikicommons user StripeyCat
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Scenario 1: A strike like any other
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Scenario 2: False Alarm
Scenario 3: A Rising after all
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Tadhg: We probably won't go out on the Purge, but we'll be worried that everyone else will.
Jack (in convincing imitation of Mrs Brown): The guards in Ireland simply do not get enough money, and sure they're great lads. In this big powerful Europe that we're part of, how come there's no European defence force to come over and help us out? We have nothing. NATO's not even ours. We don't have NATO, we have potato!*Group starts sings in the style of the "on your own" chant as they disappear into the night*For the Purge! For the Purge! For the Purge! For the Purge! For the Purge! For the Purge!
John: Sure, the gangland crowd are all dead already.
Pierce: I'm just taking a handy, just going with the flow. I'm totally chilled, letting things come at me and taking stock of the situation. I'm good. I'm not worried.
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Aoife: It's not OK. Our guards, our teachers, our doctors and nurses all deserve some more respect. Ireland has its priorities mixed up – we're not even taking taxes from the big IT companies because we're scared if we do they'll leave. People who put their lives on the line as part of their job deserve respect, and deserve a respectable wage, and €21,000 per year is not enough.
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