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Rabbit Takes on NASCAR Racers, Wins

No tortoise.

There is a tortoise and the hair joke here that I'm going to avoid. But if you're going to talk about slow, it may as well be about the NASCAR goons that Elmer Fudd'ed their way around this rabbit. (Yes, I went for the Elmer Fudd joke instead.)

It's really nice to see these NASCAR athletes do something for a creature of the wild. They are truly known for their environmentalist efforts.