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Zero Context

'But the Nice Thing About Jersey Is That It's No Bullshit'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of May 29, presented with zero context.
Lia Kantrowitz
illustrated by Lia Kantrowitz

As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of May 29. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.

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- There was no cocaine or sex to be found.

- Breathing is a power move.

- But the nice thing about Jersey is that it's no bullshit.

- Yeah sorry, this is one of those articles that's about a tweet.

- Would only eat McDonald's chicken nuggets.

- She smells like expensive perfume and cigarettes.

- When you're young, you write a lot of nonsense.

- By the end of the day, I feel emotionally and physically tired.

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