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Don't Worry: The Colts Mascot Is Taking Care of All Your Humpy Touchdown Dances

For a second there, it looked like Lamar Miller was about to give Blue the business he deserves.

by Liam Daniel Pierce
Dec 11 2016, 7:52pm

The NFL doesn't like the Antonio Browns of the world—the stylish humpers. (Isn't that what dancing really is?) One stylish humper that will not be suppressed by the Kremlin-like fun sponges of the league, however, is the Colts mascot.

The Colts mascot Blue wasn't exactly celebrating a touchdown—rather it was a kind of anti-celebration taunt of Texans running back Lamar Miller after scoring his own touchdown. It's too bad that you can actually witness Miller's thought process, where he seems to be saying, "I'd do something about that, but I'm gonna stop here." Because for a second there, it looked like Miller was about to give Blue the business he deserves.