30 milliliters Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold
90 milliliters fresh tomato juice
60 milliliters bone broth (you can buy some from your local organic grocer or online)
10 milliliters lemon juice
1 teaspoon horseradish
1.5 teaspoons Sriracha, to taste
pinch of ground pepper and kosher salt, to taste
1. Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
2. Add ice and shake.
3. Strain into a tall glass over ice.
4. If you're on a cheat day, garnish with a cheeseburger slider, fried chicken wing, potato gem skewer, crispy bacon, and a couple of onion rings. Otherwise keep it to a celery stick, some activated almonds, and a scattering of micro herbs.