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The Rock's New Alarm App Will Shout at You and Change Your Life

You can also choose to set your alarm for "Rock Time" if you'd like to be rattled out of bed at the same time as The Rock each morning.
You can now wake up each and every morning alongside this glorious specimen. Photo via Flickr user Eva Rinaldi

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If you've ever wanted to live your life more like the former wrestler, actor, and all-around badass Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson—or if you're just in the market for a new alarm clock—all you have to do is download his empowering new app, Rock Clock.

The app can help you finally accomplish all your goals—like finally finishing that screenplay—or just wake you up on time with motivational sayings and alarms from The Rock himself. After deciding between goals like "LOSE TEN POUNDS OF NON-MUSCLE," and "EARN THAT PROMOTION," The Rock will interrupt your day with various alarms to ensure that you accomplish your goals.

There's one alarm where his voice is just screaming at you to "GET UP" faster and faster while an audience applauds; there's a fire mix of his dog, Hobbs, barking and playing with a squeaky toy; and there's another that's just his voice repeating "beep, beep, beep" over and over again after whispering, "Get your ass out of bed."

You can also choose to set your alarm for "Rock Time" if you'd like to be rattled out of bed at the same time as The Rock each morning. And if all of that isn't enough Rock for you, there's always giving his diet a shot, but good lord, no mere mortal can handle all that cod.

UPDATE 5/2/16: We previously failed to mention that today, May 2, is The Rock's birthday. Happy birthday, Dwayne. May your muscles someday grow as big as your heart and smile.