On Thursday, VICELAND aired another episode of PARTY LEGENDS, our show that collects celebrities' wildest party memories and animates them with the help of emerging artists. We heard some pretty gnarly tales from Drunk History's Derek Waters, musician Theophilus London, actor Duncan Trussell, filmmaker Kansas Bowling, and comedian Nikki Glaser.We've recapped our favorite parts of Nikki's story—about her high school friend who couldn't control her bladder—for your viewing pleasure in GIFs below."Hi. I'm Nikki Glaser, and these are some stories about my friend who had a bladder problem.""This friend of mine—let's call her Lauren—used to pee all the time if she laughed. One time she peed at a cotillion in seventh grade.""So both her and I were in the pep club. We would scream and shout at football games and get hoisted up on these guys' shoulders. They were both the tallest, most popular guys at my school—Larry and Mike. Larry, a year before, I had my first kiss with.""He gave me mono.""The only people in school with mono were me, him, and his girlfriend who I didn't know he had. So I had this weird tension with Larry. My legs are around his neck, and she's on Mike's shoulders.""She's just so nervous, and we're laughing so hard. I forget what I was even saying, but it was just something ridiculous. Then she just looked at me like, You bitch!""We get down, and walked out, and she was like, 'Nikki, I pissed on him.' And I was like, 'No you didn't.' She was like, 'Yes, I did.'""And I go, 'Did he notice?' And she goes, 'Yes!' I was like, 'I have to go back and see.' It was like a stain down his shirt of just pee, and you could tell he was horrified.""She pissed on the most popular guy in our school. He never told anyone though, because he was so embarrassed that he got pissed on. So the best thing to do if you have a pissing problem is piss on someone, because they're not gonna be like, 'I have piss on me.'"You can catch PARTY LEGENDS Thursdays at 10:00 PM on VICELAND. Find out how to watch here.
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