Not getting into a club is a horrible feeling. You've spent all day looking forward to your big night out, gotten yourself tanked up on a whole blue carrier bag's worth of cornershop booze, and you've probably spent some ungodly amount on a ticket for the whole experience. With all that build up, not getting in—or worse, getting in and then getting kicked out—feels like the most horrendous injustice imaginable. Stood outside, the cold air flinging shivers across your whole skeleton, you attempt to negotiate as best you can through the thick haze of boozy breath, but it isn't happening. The same words over and over again, "time to go home mate." Not getting into a nightclub is a horrible feeling.But, if there's one thing that is worse than that feeling then it's the person that that feeling turns you into. As captured by a bouncer working the door of a Canadian nightclub on New Year's Eve, the below GoPro footage captures the harrowing reality of just how much of a dick you are when you're drunk. Throughout the nine minute video the door staff deal with a constant string of infuriating, insistent, and totally intoxicated rants from a whole variety of people, all completely baffled that they have been ejected for any reason. It really is a catalogue of awfulness. Check out the horrors below and maybe, just maybe, you'll end up siding with the bouncer for once.Story via The Mirror.
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