Der Klassiker had an auspicious start for visiting side Borussia Dortmund, as Bayern Munich ran up two goals in only 10 minutes. But these are two of the most attacking teams in professional soccer right now, so things wouldn't be so settled, as Dortmund manager Thomas Tuchel and his young side regained some territory with a goal by 23-year-old Raphaël Guerreiro. And what a scorcher of a goal it was.
Guerreiro found himself with a nice little present after some shitty clearance from Arturo Vidal, and he capitalized on it. With a left-footed strike, Guerreiro's ball caromed niftily into the sharp corner of the net, without any hope whatsoever of being stopped. It's not like he needed to put that much mustard on. But this is Der Klassiker. Shit has to be that extra spicy, stone-ground type shit. You know, the kind you put on your bretzel? Anyone else want a stein to watch this match with?