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Extreme Dad

"I like to get all my designer stuff at TK Maxx. You can get all your designer stuff at a fraction of the price.”

Polo shirt by KR3W Apparel, Jeans by 55DSL, Hat by Matix, Trainers by Gola Robert : Dad of two
“Being an extreme dad is more fun for the kids” Polo shirt by Fred Perry, Jumper by Duck and Cover, Trousers by Boxfresh, Watch by Nixon Kenny: Dad of one
“You’re only as old as you feel and I keep myself feeling young by never going out with ugly girls. What do I think of other dads? I think they’re trapped by their wives and get brain washed. Me? I have a 23-year-old-boy and he’s smashing. Although the little bugger owes me a fiver” Jumper by Fenchurch, Jeans by Dickies, Shoes by Vans Jason: Dad of one
“I’m into fast cars but I’m a tart. I only give people glimpses of my engine!”
“Once there was a glamour model who wanted to do a porno with the car and insisted that I go and watch!” Shirt by Volcom, Jeans by Meltin’ Pot, Trainers by Airwalk, Watch by Nixon Andrew: Dad of one
“My philosophy of life is pedal to the metal, throttle to the stop…flat our. Do or Die. I feel sorry for normal parents, and their kids. They don’t know how much it’s fucking them up. I would say I’m definitely cutting edge. I wear bad ass clothes. I get all my own gear made too, all with ‘Mad Count’ on it. I like to get all my designer stuff at TK Maxx. You can get all your designer stuff at a fraction of the price.” T-shirt by Ambiguous, Shirt models own, Jeans by Meltin’ Pot, Trainers by New Balance, Shades by Oakley, Bandana models own