There was this particularly shameful phase of my life, in which I couldn't go over to friends' houses without drinking all their beer and making them watch youtube clips of Norm Macdonald being rude on talk shows. Needless to say, as far as shameful phases go, it was a lot of fun. In fact, the only reason I ever stopped is because most of my friends have either moved out of state or started ducking my calls. I can't say I blame them. People can only withstand so many drunken lectures about how Norm Macdonald is a comedic genius before the part of their brains that is friends with you starts to break down.
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Joke of the DayAt this point in the night (7 beers), the tenor of my pro-Macdonald rant changes from "isn't this funny" to "Norm Macdonald is the most significant human being since J. Robert Oppenheimer." I begin to get frustrated when you don't laugh at certain points or accidentally talk over one of the punch lines. From this point on, it takes literally dozens of viewings to get through a single clip.But eventually we get to Macdonald's appearance on The View, in which he tells co-host Meredith Viera that he would have sex with her while she was awake:Then the flood gates open. I show you clips of Norm Macdonald doing a deliberately awful job roasting Bob Saget and him competing on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I start pulling up clips from shows you never knew existed, which leads to the part of the night where you start working up the courage to ask me to leave.But before you manage it, I circle back to the beginning and pull up the "box office poison" clip for what I promise is the last time. And even though you're tired and just want me to leave, even though you're starting to think that these clips are nowhere near as funny as I think they are, once Macdonald starts laying into Courtney Thorne-Smith, you lose yourself in the awesomeness of the clip. You recognize the fact that I've wasted your time and consumed most of your beer, but for those few minutes of Sistine-Chapel-like talk show perfection, you don't mind.SETH FRIED