Happy Rihanna Day!
It’s our Pisces queen’s 31st birthday, which means you are legally obligated to celebrate by breaking up with your boyfriend, rolling a fat blunt, and smoking it while listening to the entirety of ANTI (Deluxe).
Five out of five scientists agree: The world is a better place because of Rihanna. A fashion pioneer, a happily single icon, an immortal beauty bringing makeup and lingerie to the masses...every aspect of Rihanna is worthy of praise and emulation. If you’re not spending today—and all days, honestly—diving into her style history, watching her revenge-killing music videos on loop, or setting a google alert for paparazzi photos of her with wine, you’re making a big mistake. Huge.
To celebrate Pisces season and our water sign princess, I dug into the unparalleled genius of Rihanna's Twitter archive and am proud to present: the signs as vintage Rihanna tweets. Enjoy: