Date Night at the Creation Museum

Valentine's Day is only a month away, and if you're looking for somewhere to take your lady or fella that will guarantee a chaste evening, the Creation Museum is hosting a date night. If you'll recall, our own Jamie Taete paid a visit to the Creation Museum last year. It's a building dedicated to the abolition of rational thinking and making sure you don't get laid on February 11th. (Yes, their Valentine's Day "date night" is on the 11th, presumably because the 14th falls on a Monday.) The evening's guest speaker is Ken Ham, president of Answers in Genesis USA, and a guy who says he has a "very, very submissive" wife, which is sort of a weird thing to say.

Ray Cummins

Musical entertainment will be provided by Ray Cummins, whose hair we used for a pubic wig in our fashion shoot, Merkin' Around, last January. According to his website, he is a "Certified Master Guitarist," which we guess is somehow a notch above Chet Atkins' coveted "Certified Guitar Player" honor. Here he is in action:

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