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Stop Asking Us About David Choe

You goddamn vultures.

For the last week or so, just about every person in the VICE New York office has asked us, "What are you gonna do with David Choe? You know he just made $500,000,000,000,000 off Facebook stock, right?" To which we would reply, "Oh, I dunno…" while secretly thinking, "Uh, nothing, starfucker! We're going to leave him alone while the rest of the media rapes his privacy and the Taiwanese make a CGI video that encapsulates the entire situation, which will be released less than a day after his interview with Barbara Walters. Also, Choe drew our January cover. We were a month ahead of everyone else, so why don't you just go back to watching E! and give us a call when Whitney Houston dies, OK?"