These Are Polaroids Of Funny Signs

“I’ve been collecting Polaroids of funny signs since I was 13 years old. The past few years have really helped my collection because I’ve been touring with my band Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, and Europe is filled with weird words. Here’re some of my faves.” JIM KREWSON

This is technically a wet fart, but it’s so thick you don’t feel that “wet” is descriptive enough.

Saw this in Berlin. They are having a lot of trouble getting clients in America.

I like this one because when I was a kid I really did love my babysitter. Her name was Allyson and I actually convinced myself she loved me too.

She is neither cool nor a babe.

This is the politically correct way to say fag hag.

If some girl tells on you for cheating buy her a drink, point to this sign, and then walk out of the bar shaking your head.

I saw a really fucked-up porno in Australia once that had a guy fucking another guy in his dick. Nobody believes me when I tell them and sometimes I think it’s better that way. They don’t need to know the truth. It’s like the Matrix.

How depressing is this place? Imagine how gray it is inside. Your uncontrollable explosive diarrhea would be the only color in their lives.