Dirty Birds: Thanksgiving Food Porn, Literally

Lazy Mom

Photos of a Thanksgiving meal you wouldn't want to share with your family. It's quite the mouthful!

We asked LAZY MOM, a food-centric art duo, to create a Thanksgiving-themed photo essay for us, based on the simple prompt: "Give us some DIRTY BIRDS!" This is what they sent us...

This holiday season, it isn't just the turkey that needs stuffing. While some mothers are preparing wholesome feasts for their families, LAZY MOM is working out her sexual frustration in the kitchen.

It's been a while, and intimate contact with the raw meat is unexpectedly cathartic. She binds and tenderizes it, becoming more and more aroused. Although untraditional, she feels compelled to incorporate long, pink hot dogs into the meal—no fancy stuffings here.

For dessert, she just can't resist the smell—or touch—of the cherry pie fresh out of the oven. Society will judge her and call her a bad mother, but she really doesn't care. She's got a turkey to punish.

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