The overall boringness of these playoffs is unfortunate, and yet it plays into one of the larger themes of the 2016 season. In past years, an unremarkable first three rounds of the playoffs would be a minor concern, but the NFL hasn't been vulnerable to ratings fears like it has in recent memory. The prime-time numbers have recovered since the election, and Super Bowl ratings will be high, sure, but the NFL needs, with a sort of urgency that has been absent in these recent boom years, to do well compared to previous years, with a game that can sustain interest over a long off-season and give the league some momentum going into next year.Whether that actually happens is in the hands of the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons now.One of the main story lines going into the Super Bowl is Tom Brady's quest for vengeance for his Deflategate suspension, whether the quarterback wants to discuss it yet or not. For what it's worth, he dodged a question during the postgame presser on Sunday. Undoubtedly there are fans, even ones without a direct rooting interest for the Pats, who would be glad to see a humbled Roger Goodell hand the Lombardi trophy over to Brady two weeks from now. Deflategate as a legal matter is over, but this is its true denouement.The Falcons don't possess a significant national profile compared to some other NFL teams—which league defenders will surely point to as a factor if ratings are not great—but it has to be taken as a positive that one of the NFL's less historically successful franchises is in the championship. Brady may be playing fantastically for his age, but he's not going to be around forever, and other stars need to emerge to fill the vacuum once he departs. Matt Ryan is never going to reach his level of celebrity, but if this is an opportunity to build interest in the Falcons, that's the biggest positive I can see going into this game.Read More: The Falcons Ran the Packers All the Way Off the Table
Bill Belichick Is Full of Shit
NFL access media loves to play up Belichick as a football monk unconcerned with the affairs of the world and singularly obsessed with the task at hand. Grumblelord is all too happy to help cultivate this image. Oh how reporters were so delighted when Belichick slightly misstated the names of popular social media sites. SnapFace! InstaChat! Tee hee hee, fucking kill me.And so there was Belichick claiming to a reporter after the victory in the AFC Championship that he didn't know which team his Patriots would face at the Super Bowl. I can believe the Pats weren't sitting around and watching the NFC Championship while they prepared for their game with the Steelers. That their coach never bothered at any point to learn the score, or that it wasn't displayed inside the stadium during the game, well, I call bullshit on that. Belichick might be too old to enjoy the rampant pettiness of social media, but I know he still enjoys the old-fashioned version.I think I just broke some news to Bill Belichick. Asked preliminary thoughts on Falcons in Super Bowl, he said he didn't even know they won.
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss)January 23, 2017
Troy Z
Other than Tom Brady's hulking sideline coat, the most fun Twitter had with blowout football games was a brilliant insight that Troy Aikman has the same face as Jay Z. I'll never not be able to see it, just as Aikman is just as likely to never hear a single Jay Z track in his life. Unless the rapper comes out of retirement again to work with Kenny Chesney. You never know.at Aikman looking like white Jay-Z — Turd Ferguson (@moskev)January 22, 2017
Me at the interview vs me after I get the job — It's ShiTHEAD! (@pettyblackboy)January 22, 2017
Robert Alford Flops for the Ages
Defensive players don't often get to sell hits for penalties, so they haven't learned all the subtleties of the craft. OK, perhaps it's best not to generalize, but I can say with certainty that Falcons corner Robert Alford has not, based on this performance after a shoulder shove by Aaron Rodgers.jeffeisenband: That dive tho Fox NFL Postgame — FanSportsClips (@FanSportsClips)January 22, 2017
Fan of the Week
Since the cheesehead-slapping Falcons fan has already been highlighted elsewhere in this space, I'll just have to talk about Johnny Manziel showing up at the AFC Championship, thanks to a ticket hookup from former college teammate Martellus Bennett. Manziel is said to have a renewed commitment to sobriety, which is unquestionably good. If posting a few snaps of himself at the stadium is the most he's doing to draw attention to himself, there's no harm in that. It's certainly his right to brush back at mean jokes, though at the same time he has to realize he's done more than plenty to earn them. Whether Manziel will get another crack at the NFL remains to be seen, and it's fair to argue whether he even deserves one, though it's clear he hasn't given up on it.Ahh because watching two guys who are where I want to be one day is a bad thing. FOOTBALL IS LIFE — Johnny Manziel (@JManziel2)January 23, 2017
Five Winners Who Covered Their Bloodline in Glory
4. Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons. Ryan was dogged early in his career for playoff failures, but the Atlanta offense was humming on Sunday. Now he's reached a Super Bowl, and in doing so, become the first quarterback in NFL history to throw for at least three touchdowns in four straight playoff games.Brady: 'We're going to the Super Bowl, man. Shit. Gotta be happy now.' — Phil Perry (@PhilAPerry)January 23, 2017