A recent study asked thousands of young lovers to come up with a list of the absolute worst things you can say in the bedroom. Most folks weighed in with the obvious—it's never good to shout somebody else's name, for instance—but a few more obscure sound bites made it in there too, including "What’s your sister like?" or, bafflingly, "I need a poo."
On Monday's Desus & Mero, the hosts dug into the study, and revisited their own stories about the worst things they've ever heard during sex.
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