God's Super Bowl Press Conference

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God's Super Bowl Press Conference

Yes, this is the real God's real Super Bowl press conference. Or maybe not. I'm not God and have no real way of knowing anything with any certainty.

Assuming a belief in an omniscient, omnipotent diety, this very real and official clip of God's Super Bowl press conference offers some deep insider knowledge on who has the inside track on winning. God seems a bit conflicted about whether to bless the Seahawks or Patriots, but he seems to be leaning toward Russell Wilson's side based on his long history of raining blessings upon Tom Brady & Co.

Or maybe this is just a fun bit of animation that is in no way indicative of the universe's whims. I dunno, we report, you decide.