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10 Potential DJ Names for Kate Middleton

Step 1. Battle-scratch lessons. Step 2. Official DJ Name. Let's do this, Your Majesty!

by Lauren Schwartzberg
Apr 24 2014, 1:50am

Prince William and his wife, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, travelled to Australia and learned how to DJ. In a class taught by DJ Shane Peterer, the royal couple battle-scratched, but when His Royal Highness was asked about his musical preferences he told Mark Reilly, a 19-year-old rapper at the event, "I quite like house music."

Lucky for the Prince of Wales, Peterer said Kate Middleton was a "fantastic" DJ. It looks like the eventual heir to the throne and baby Prince George might just have their own in-house remixer soon. Now all the new scratcher needs is a DJ name, and for that, we've got her covered.

1. Meow Meow Kitty Scratch
Catherine, Kate, Kitty. It's a natural transition.

2. DJ Party Supplier
Middleton's parents have a very successful party supply business. Kate's got all the goods.

3. DJ Pass that Dutch(ess)
Since marrying Prince William, Middleton is officially known as Duchess of Cambridge.

4. MDLTN
As fellow Brit SBTRKT will confirm, everything is chicer without vowels.

5. DJ Pippa's Sis
Dat ass.

6. DJ Royalty
In which she plays a "Royals" remix to begin each set.

7. Palace
Ethereal tech-house only.

8. Kay Mids
Kate's Chicago footwork alter-ego.

9. Kate Middleton
Like British producer Tom Middleton, only more Kate.

10. DJ Mystic Frozen
Because that's what this DJ name generator came up with.