We're not the first to report on the fact that Grimes is now making pussy rings, but we're the first to make this joke about them:Person telling joke: Hey, you know that song that goes "he hit me, and it felt like a kiss?"Fake person being told joke. Let's say this person is you: Yeah, why?Person telling joke: Oh, well if a guy were to be wearing one of Grimes's pussy rings, and then hit someone, they could sing "he hit me, and it felt like a pussy."
The main thing is that Grimes took every flavor of pussy into consideration when she was making these rings, to ensure every type was represented. These rings come in 1) sunburnt pussy (or maybe, I-have-a-rash pussy) 2) Dirty pussy 3) Newly douched pussy.Go buy one now and wear it to visit your mom! You could be like "oh, I'm not engaged, because no one does that anymore, but I decided to marry my pussy!"Previously: Dick Clark Died.