Photos of People Being Rejected from Toronto Clubs

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Photos of People Being Rejected from Toronto Clubs

There's nothing like the moment after the bouncer says 'GTFO.'

At a certain point, clubbing becomes less a privilege and more of a chore, especially in Toronto, where you have to brave subzero temperatures in a skimpy outfit while being dicked around in a line run by a self-aggrandizing bouncer, all just to spend your rent money on a $15 cover charge and overpriced highballs.

So, it's a real double blow in Toronto if you are booted from that club, or worse, rejected before you can even get through the door. There's no shame that's quite as fun as club shame though, so we wanted to be there to capture all that rejection on camera. Enjoy.

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"Too drunk to get into the club but it's my birthday mother fucker. Poutinis!"

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"I don't know, I guess I'm not 'club douche' enough."

"The bouncer pulled me out of the crowd and kicked me out. For no reason. Maybe if I wait they'll let me back in."

"They said I was wobbling. You try to walk in these stilettos, motherfucker." Guy: "I followed her out of line, we don't even know each other. Don't we make a good looking couple?" [P.S. Later I saw her caress the bouncer and whisper in his ear and she got back in.]

"All my friends are in there. I guess I'm going home."

"Fuck it. Netflix and chill!"

"My friend was too drunk but whatever, there's no cute boys at the club." [P.S. Friend puking beside her.]

[Drunkenly mumbles as boyfriend gets mad about the picture]

"I'm hardly drunk I had 2 beers. Where do you live? … OK, I'm really drunk."