WASHINGTON DC - SSION TOUR PHOTOS

We played our last show of the tour in Washington DC at the 930 Club, by far one of our best. Everything about this place was profesh: three dressing rooms (one just for me), lots of decadent food (nachos), a washer/dryer set, and a shower.

Hunx and Alexis gave Megan, our documentarian, a much needed make-over, while I did my laundry and jerked off in the shower.

We played to the most enthusiastic crowd I've ever seen! At one point I started speaking in tongues just to see if I could get a reaction from the crowd… and I did!

By the time CSS got onstage I had worked the crowd into such a frenzy that Ana decided to stage dive immediately after the first song. She was gone for the rest of CSS's set and magically appeared in their dressing room after the show with Beyonce's new record… She's so smooth!

Lovefoxxx and me before things got heavy.

After the show Alexis was in hot pursuit of Adriano.

Too bad Adriano only had eyes for me!

Lovefoxxx and Hunx got down to some serious "LP" (that means "lesbian processing"…thank you Chunx).

Carol having a dance-off to "Single Ladies."

We sold all of our merch in DC due to rumors that I had AIDS. OK, so maybe I might have mentioned that in passing onstage, but it was a joke. A joke!

p.s. I think CSS is the best band in the world right now! Seriously! We've decided to join forces and start a supergroup called CSSSSION. Be on the lookout for our debut album, The Devil's Dildo.

CODY CRITCHELOE

photos by Megan Mantia