If like us you're sick of using broken hearts, chicken heads and other stupid symbols to tell your friends where you are on Saturday night, what you're doing, and how many people are in front of you for the toilet, you're in luck. We've been thinking about the kind of emoticons that could really come in handy in the weekend—helping you dodge lines and the wrong drink/bar/music/person/life experience.
In the meantime, if you've any to add, drop us a line and we'll see what we can whip up. And no, we won't make the one about shelving.
We all know one. Hey, maybe you are one. They know everything about everything and talk at 180 BPM.
Pretty self explanatory. No one wants to be here.
Yes, we know it's the best club in the world and, yes, Berlin is so great. Use this sarcastically.
Think of this one as a warning.
NO ONE ON THE DANCE FLOOR
"Shit, I look like a hot mess."
VODKA & SODA/CRANBERRY
The easiest way to get the right drink on your face.
NEEDS MORE BASS
The truth is out there.
GLOWSTICKS (see above)
"Yes, it's THAT kind of party." Could also be, "I think everyone here is on acid."
AT THE L/R SPEAKER
Lost no longer. Head toward the sound making thing.
"I can literally think of NOTHING else but taking a piss right now."
Another reason not to bother.
NO UGG BOOTS
Stuck for a way to describe the type of club/bar/party it is? This should help.
HAVEN'T EATEN IN 12/24HRS
A handy hangry meter for those endless nights.