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UPDATE 09/20: A Jeopardy! spokesperson sent a comment from Alex Trebek himself responding to this investigation's allegations, confirming our speculation that Canadians were barred from applying to the show due to compliance issues with updated Canadian privacy laws. Trebek's full comment follows:
"Canadians were never excluded from appearing on Jeopardy! But because of the changes in Canadian privacy laws with regard to the internet, we had to make sure that our online testing procedure complied with those laws. It took us a little while to do so, and we're glad that we are now in full compliance.Canadians were on Jeopardy! throughout 2016, and will continue to appear this season. We wanted to make sure that our pool of upcoming contestants would also include more Canadians, so it was important that the online tests taking place in early October include Canadians."
Motherboard commends Mr. Trebek for his bravery in facing these allegations head-on.*Alex Trebek was born in the perennial Canadian shit towne of Sudbury, Ontario, which may explain why Canadians were so ticked when the show that Trebek has hosted since 1984, Jeopardy!, temporarily stopped accepting contestants from this country earlier this year, apparently due to complications with Canadian privacy law.Yes, for a whole seven months, beginning in February, Canadians weren't allowed to send in applications to compete on the much-loved quiz show—and nobody knew why. On Monday, the ban was finally lifted and hosers everywhere raised a brew in celebration. But questions—important questions—remain unanswered.At the time of the ban, the CBC reported that Jeopardy! spokespeople attributed the moratorium on applications to Canadian privacy laws that govern how information is collected and shared online. The most salient recent update to Canadian privacy law was passed in June of 2015, and the biggest change had to do with mandatory breach notifications for customers in the event of a hack, as well as a new definition of consent for releasing personal information.Read More: Canada's Privacy Czar: 'Sometimes the Government Goes Too Far'None of this really seemed to apply to something as innocent as Jeopardy!, and so the press speculated as to what the real reason could be, and even Prime Minister Justin "Woke Neoliberal Bae" Trudeau got involved. And what could it have been, really? Let's run through some possibilities:
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America doesn't need some uppity Canadians making it look worse on national television.
Canadians are geniuses and their continued presence on Jeopardy! posed an existential threat to the show's financial position.
A producer had a bad run-in with a donair.
Alex Trebek hates Canada.
The show didn't audit its privacy practices to keep up with new Canadian legislation until it was far too late and was forced to impose a temporary ban to catch up and has been trying to save face ever since.