FYI.

This story is over 5 years old.

Music

Pissed Jeans Will Remain Doughy and Not Become Swole If They Lift Like This

The video for "The Bar Is Low" is a bad workout video that you shouldn't copy if you want to become large and strong.

Pissed Jeans' fifth studio album, Why Love Now, is out today on Sub Pop. It's meaner and more frenetic than anything the Pennsylvania quartet has put out in the past, which is impressive, because they are mean and frenetic by trade. But while their music is confrontational, they will not become swole or intimidating if they continue to lift as they do in their new video for "The Bar Is Low." No, they will remain doughy.

Advertisement

Watch the video below.

Follow Noisey on Twitter.