Crazed Man Breaks Glass at Youth Hockey Game, or Paul Fucks Everything Up Again

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Crazed Man Breaks Glass at Youth Hockey Game, or Paul Fucks Everything Up Again

The Vine contained within is a cinematic masterwork that reminds us of something we must never forget: Paul is a fuck-up.

The Vine above from what appears to be a youth hockey game is nothing short of cinematic and you must watch it several times over before we can discuss it. I'll wait. Done? Cool, because there is so much narrative in this six-second bit that it deserves serious analysis. First, there are the fans who in rapid-fire combination shout what sounds like "GIVE THE FOUR!" and "GET THE WHEELS ON THE BUS!" for reasons known only to them. And then comes Paul, noted fuck-up, who casually walks over to the glass and performs what can only be described as an open-palm death-touch that shatters the glass into so many shards. This would have been plenty enough for a Vine, but this is no ordinary Vine and Paul was due a reminder that he is, indeed, a fuck-up. That reminder comes in the form of a fellow spectator, already well-acquainted with Paul's ways, casually remarking "Way to go, Paul," with perfectly sarcastic precision.

Seriously, nobody likes Paul.