It's a question as old as questions themselves. A question that is just as polarizing today as it was that night 2,000 years ago when Jesus told Bartholomew to take a long walk off a short bridge so he could give it to Ms. Magdalene in the temple.
Friends are weird people. I mean, you think they're your pals and then they do something like put their testicles in your beer when you're not looking. Or shit on your head while you're sleeping. Or text things like "Let me fuck you in the ass or I'll try to kill myself (again). Lots of love, xxx" to your mom from your phone when it's your birthday.
But so what, 'cause they're still your buddies, right? You'd lie down in traffic for them and they'd do the same for you. And no matter what, your bros will never take your girl. Or even bail on you for a girl. Well, actually, my friend did that once and I was stranded in some shit town and ended up sleeping in a bush. The girl he ended up with was actually a transsexual who let him suck her off, even though he'd initially been really rude and embarrassed when he found out. He made me promise I'd never tell anyone. Well, Si, now the world knows. Serves you right for leaving me high and dry. Dick.
VICE: Bros before hos?
Sain: My wife.
Your wife is your bro?
You wouldn’t leave her?
No, no, no.
Herman (left): I don't understand?
If you're out with your friend, would you ditch him for a girl?
Daniele (right): Ohhh, a girl! Hahaha we go together.
Oh, I see.
We do everything together!
Herman: Not with this man in front of the camera, please.
Rich: Bros. No, hos!
Sorry. Bros before hos. Buds before girls?
Ohhh... Well, I wouldn’t get on my friend's girl, but I would ditch him. I'm my own man.
Ryan, 19: Hos.
Just like that, you’d leave your friends?
Obviously, but I’m a slut. Depends if they have a lot of money as well.
So rich but ugly, that’s fine?
Doesn’t that make you the ho?
I’m paying for the ho. But I'm a less extreme version of the ho.
Would you ever choose a lady over your man friends?
My sons? [points at men who we can assume are his sons]
Yeah, why not.
Would they ditch you?
No [looks at sons who are nodding]. Oh, OK.
James: All the way, hos!
Ben (left) and Chris: Bros.
So you wouldn't fuck each other over for a girl?
Chris: There's some serious bromance going on here.
Would you take him with you?
Ben: Depends on her, if she's steaming fit or not. Is she a keeper or a "smash and dash" kind of girl?
Uhhh, the woman behind you?
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