Imagen If @Seinfeld2000 Reviewed a You Tube Cover of John Lennon's "Imagen" that Imagens What if 'Senfeld' Still on TV Today

I do a lot of imagening. I guess it would be fair to say that i am the John Lenon of imagening, inasmuch as it relate to the questien of what 'Senfeld' would be like if it was still on TV today (like if NBC hadnt cancel the show in 1998 due to low rateings or whatever). Did you know that if John Lenon still alive today, he would be 173 year's old? Its true. Bing it.

Im not gona lie to you. For whatever reasen, Ive been a litle depress lately. I know what your thinking - "but @Seinfeld2000, you have 22,535 Twiter folowers! Youre life is PERFECT! What could you posibly be sad abt?" k. So you know how Lana Del-Ray have that song 'Sumertime Sadness'? I guess with the holiday seasen prety much upon us, i have that "wintertime sadnes". I mean like you wouldnt be able to tell that any thing is wrong from my twetes, which are still halarious, but sometime's ppl can use humer and modarn sociel media outlet like twiter to escape the crippeling and profaund unhappyness they carry with them at all time's LOL. Honestly i dont know why I just typed LOL. Theres nothing LOL about it at all.

Anyway's, thank the Lord Christ Jesus Almighty for my Beleibars (thats what I afectionately call my legien of twiter folowers). They always know how to make me smile n gigle, ether with halarious twetes of there own that imagen what 'Sinefeld' would be like if it was still on televisien in modarn 2013, or by sex propositien me via direct mesage.

But last week some thing hapened that was even more uplifting than sexual propositien DM. It was even more grate than when Lary David said publicly that @SeinfeldToday do not "pass the funy test". One of my beleibars tweted at me the You Tube link to a video simply called "Imagen." It was a cover of The Beatels lead singer John Lenon's 1971 smash hit "Imagen," which imagen if theres no heavan.

But instead of being a TOTEL DOWNAR like the John Lenon song (no ofense to Paul McCartny, Garge Harison, Ringu Star, Yuko Ono or John Lenon or their son, acter Thomas Lenon) its actualy AMAZING because it imagen what 'Sinfeld' would be like if it still in the televisien. (this is just a note to my editer so you dont have to read this next sentence) Hey Drew, could you plese embed the You Tube video im writing abt after this paragraph? Thank's in avdance man, i love you and respect you

k, so if you work in a place that treat you like shit and doesnt let you listen to music while you pretend to work becuase you basicaly work at a concentratien camp, here are the lyric or whatever:

Imagen what if Senfeld
Was on TV today
Imagen what if Newmen
Delivar mail by segway
Imagen Garge and Jary
Get maried though there gay
Imagen NBC
Never canceled the show
They didnt take off the air
Becuase the rating's were too low
Imagen Jery use Foodlar
To order from the Soup nazi
Imagen Justin Bebar
He played Jarys son
But then Obame drone him
Bary Obame is kenyan
Imagen Elane and Krantandar
Playing Word's W Freinds
Elane have lots of big word
Krantandars start with N
Imagen what if Jary
Was dateing Tayler Swift
Imagen what if Kremer
Buy a brand new penteum
3.30 gz procesor
Availabel at Bestbuy.com

I dont think Im teling tales out of school when i say that this is the greatest song ever recorded and it make John Lenons versien sound like the part of that one epsode of 'sinefeld' when Costco Krame had to pass a kidny stone and he ended up screaming the N word SO loud in the public toilete at the circus that he make an acrabat fall off the tight roape and imediately die.

The plot thickan. I tweted back to the persen who tweted it to me via DM. Here is a direct transcript our corespondance:

@Seinfeld2000: Ethan youre video was SO funny

@ethanmullins: Haha, it's not mine actually. I was bored one night and searched "what if Seinfeld current day" into YouTube or something and found it

@ethanmullins: It had like 12 views

@ethanmullins: Idk why they made it and didn't tell anybody

@Seinfeld2000: haha thats crazy!!!

And you know what? It realy is crazy. SO crazy in fact that i have a thery: John Lenon is still alive and folowing me on twiter under an alias and was so inspire by my twetes that he decided to remake his OWN song but make it about something ACTUALY importent and relevent: namely, envisiening an ideal world, one where 'Sienfeld' still on TV today.

Imagen.

Find Jary on Twete - @Seinfeld2000