Stalking the Paparazzi

Giving the lowest forms of life on planet Earth a taste of their own medicine.

I think we can all agree that paparazzi are some of the lowest forms of life on planet Earth. Yet society tolerates the profession because it enables our base desires of nosiness and voyeurism without the risk of feeling like an asshole. The ever-growing business of invading public persons' privacy—and the seemingly insatiable appetite for such garbage—proves that more than ever, people are looking for glimpses into lives that seem more interesting than their own.

As a guy who variously works in a mailroom, does stand-up, writes articles, and resets people's credit ratings on the side, I have been involved in my share of very shady things. Were the paparazzi any worse than me? Were they just trying to get by? To find out, I had to confront a few members of the profession and ask them stupid questions while a photographer shoved his camera in their faces.

Read the rest of Pap Smear, Steven's article about hassling the paparazzi.