Some dude—probably Shakespeare or Dr. Phil—once said that you are what you eat. But is that still the case if what you eat just so happens to be printed-out photographs of an actor frequently featured in the work of Judd Apatow?
It's without doubt a question as old as time. Thankfully, one brave YouTuber named Noah Maloney is finally putting society's greatest question to rest. Toronto-based Maloney has been eating printed-out photos of Jason Segel and plans to continue to do so, he says, until the day Segel eats a photo of Maloney—an undertaking that could ostensibly last for the duration of young Noah's life.
In a four-minute video, Maloney can be seen silently taking bites out of a piece of printer paper upon which a headshot of Forgetting Sarah Marshallstar Jason Segel is printed. After four minutes of nonchalant biting, tearing, and chewing, Maloney emotionlessly stares into the camera and says "Hey, Jason."
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