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A Billionaire Dances and a Mop Boy Discovers His Sexual Prowess

Steve Ballmer is maybe not-so-great at dancing and a mop boy discovers his sexuality in this important report.

by Sean Newell
Jan 8 2015, 5:21pm
Steve Ballmer is worth $22.8 billion and has either spent all or none of that fortune on dancing lessons. He definitely gets bonus points for total commitment to his Fergie soundtracked moves, but my knowledge of modern interpretive dance is insufficient to pass judgement. What I do know is that Ballmer's internet heat was soon eclipsed by a body-rolling mop boy giving Fergie disturbingly adult come hither eyes.

Unfortunately, our planet is full of lies and it appears our boy Young Roll is a back-up dancer slash viral plant. Below is the photographic evidence.

A bummer to be sure, but VICE Sports has decided to believe in the beautiful lie and forever celebrate the sexual audacity of Young Roll.

[H/T SB Nation]

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