OUR EDITOR FOR 2010 BACHELOR OF THE YEAR – YES WE CAN

The new issue of Cleo Magazine, featuring interviews with Australia's 50 most eligible bachelors, came out yesterday and it didn't disappoint. There are enough unrealistically sculpted abs and half-baked interview responses to sink a very masculine battle ship. And, right there, five pages in, wearing a shirt and lending a suitably subtle air of sophistication to the competition is our very own Royce Akers.

We realize the picture makes him look like an ethnic Lego man, but when asked to sell himself in a sentence, Royce responded with "Unlimited cups of tea." If that doesn't demonstrate beyond reasonable doubt why he should win, you've somehow failed to notice that women in this country love cups of tea. It's like crack to them.
The party where the winner will be announced is happening in Sydney next month sometime and Royce's band Hot Little Hands has been asked to play. Help us make sure that's not the only time he gets to walk onstage by voting.