Grizzlies Tweet Mascot Stripping, Get Hella Furries in Mentions

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June 17, 2017, 5:42pm

Let's be perfectly clear: if you show your mascot getting nekked, you're blasting a dog whistle for people who like to fuck in fur suits. Simple as that.

The Memphis Grizzlies are out here, celebrating National Mascot Day, which is apparently a thing, and they decided to go with one of their more lascivious clips of their mascot Grizz, and they're definitely hearing about it in their mentions.

I mean, just look at this bear go at it:

Understandably, the furries came crawling into the mentions. And—duh—Muskie the Otterboi sounded the conch shell:

Much worse...

The retweets were also popping off:

I mean, just take a look at the top of this retweet lineup:

That's one thick den of iniquity right there.

Understandably, the Memphis Twitter manager was trying to tread water:

Seems like she... bearly made it out alive.